yesh. i am admittedly an individual that loves the ridiculous media created. here are some things i am excited for, that either have not come out yet or that i have not yet scene (ha, get it?) that have come out recently.
i saved the best two for last
wooooo!!!!! that looks real nice. so my life is really boring.
things im looking forward to in the next month:
california
seeing the gf
frolfing
IN-N-OUTTTTTTTTTT
also, in general, the best shows ever:
covert affairs
white collar
its always sunny in philadelphia
the league
entourage
why do my blogs consist of so many lists? i dont think my life consists of so many lists. oh well.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Incepted
best movie ever? did they subliminal message me? because i am beginning to think that it is the best movie i have ever seen. literally.
i am going to california. like the biggie song. pretty excited. havent been back in like 4 years. going to eat SOOOOO MUCH in-n-out. because it is the most delicious food ever made. also ill see some friends that i havent seen in...well, 4 years.
also i love law and order: svu. and cooking. because i am pretty good at it. tonight i made pizza. delicous. and jersey shore. i watched it from the beginning, before everyone else started to like it. yes, i just pulled that card. it freakin rules. gtl all day. i need to cut my hair. it is waaaaay too long for my comfort level. school starts soon. ill get there in 5 weeks from today. which means 5 weeks until i see the lady. i am excited.
mostly i love the lady though. of course. how could you not?
also, lets go giants. we can do this. i kind of feel like applying all of obamas campaign slogans to the giants. hope. we still got a shot for the playoffs. put your rally caps on. lets do this,
i am going to california. like the biggie song. pretty excited. havent been back in like 4 years. going to eat SOOOOO MUCH in-n-out. because it is the most delicious food ever made. also ill see some friends that i havent seen in...well, 4 years.
also i love law and order: svu. and cooking. because i am pretty good at it. tonight i made pizza. delicous. and jersey shore. i watched it from the beginning, before everyone else started to like it. yes, i just pulled that card. it freakin rules. gtl all day. i need to cut my hair. it is waaaaay too long for my comfort level. school starts soon. ill get there in 5 weeks from today. which means 5 weeks until i see the lady. i am excited.
mostly i love the lady though. of course. how could you not?
also, lets go giants. we can do this. i kind of feel like applying all of obamas campaign slogans to the giants. hope. we still got a shot for the playoffs. put your rally caps on. lets do this,
Sunday, July 4, 2010
4 july, 2010 anno domini
on july 4, 1826, both thomas jefferson and john adams died. adams famous last words?
"jefferson lives"...or something like that.
what happened 50 years before? the APPROVAL of the declaration. the actual declaration was on the 2nd. but of course no one knows that. and what happened 9 thousand years before that? GOD CREATED THE WORLD. ha, just kidding.
so who was better. the lady would say adams. but lets face it, he didn't really do anything. we all know that jefferson was the boss hog of the fathers. the medellin. adams was the goose to jefferson's maverick (shout out to the lady). sure jefferson went bankrupt three times, but he was the godfather. the suge knight of the founding era death row records. he ran it. mike tyson and michael jordan rolled into one.
so how else should our country honor the civil disobedience that allowed us freedom from taxation without representation. by forgetting it ever happened and blowing stuff up. crack another brew people. lets get hammered.
(don't forget the explosions)
"jefferson lives"...or something like that.
what happened 50 years before? the APPROVAL of the declaration. the actual declaration was on the 2nd. but of course no one knows that. and what happened 9 thousand years before that? GOD CREATED THE WORLD. ha, just kidding.
so who was better. the lady would say adams. but lets face it, he didn't really do anything. we all know that jefferson was the boss hog of the fathers. the medellin. adams was the goose to jefferson's maverick (shout out to the lady). sure jefferson went bankrupt three times, but he was the godfather. the suge knight of the founding era death row records. he ran it. mike tyson and michael jordan rolled into one.
so how else should our country honor the civil disobedience that allowed us freedom from taxation without representation. by forgetting it ever happened and blowing stuff up. crack another brew people. lets get hammered.
(don't forget the explosions)
So much like many of you, I have a few reservations about attending OC. These fears and the immanent dread that follows the fear, seem to stem from the horrid idea of a stale state full of a “mess” (as I believe you southerners put it) of boredom. It feels a little like Santa came early and gave us a box full of monotony. So I have come up with two ideas to eradicate the plague known only as tedium. The first of these is to make a distillery on campus. This came to me when thinking of the vast and rich heritage that “Country folk” have with the art of getting hammered and shooting guns. Such a wonderful and intelligent combination, isn’t it? Then I remembered that the faculty and staff would probably frown upon this, muttering phrases such as “Yankee” and “hippie” in contempt when referring to those who are making the journey from Cascade.
Now, you may be wondering, “what on earth is there to do that is more appealing than destroying enough brain cells so that I can forget I am in this ravaged, barren portion of our great nation?” Well, I have found the answer my friends. The gold medal, the pot of gold on the other side of the rainbow, the booty, the holy grail of all time fillers.
NOODLING
What is noodling you may ask? Well, it is the ingenious sport of fishing for catfish…WITH YOUR HAND. Yes, you put your bare hand under water in catfish infested waters and wiggle your fingers until you get a bite…literally. Wait, but don’t catfish get pretty big? Yes they do, up to 200 POUNDS BIG. Wait, but that seems kind of dangerous then, can I get hurt? In a word, yes. Yes you can.
How many of you have seen deadliest catch? Yes, the television show where crazy old jaded men go out for months into the ocean to search for sea life for the consumption of humans. And yes, we have all heard the stories of how it is such a dangerous and manly job. So why will noodling put hair on your chest (even if you are a girl)? Because noodling kills more people than commercial fishing a year. The catfish will grab a hold of your arm and subsequently attempt to drown your sorry behind in some dingy backcountry river. And where was this glorious sport created? In none other than the fine state we are all about to venture on to, OKLAHOMA. Thank you Oklahoma, thank you for giving me the closest thing to my very own personal Jonah experience.
Also, apparently you aren’t really noodling unless those suckers draw blood. AKA, if you dont nearly drown, you are still playing t-ball. It’s time to join the big leagues people. My life now seems so mild heretofore. I have found my calling. That empty space that was once taking up residence in my soul is slowly dissipating with every moment that brings me closer to Oklahoma. So put in another dip and grab the nearest bottle of illegally distilled billion proof alcohol and lets go catch us some fish.
Note: generalities made are in the name of humor. Please don’t take it seriously. My grandfather is from Oklahoma afterall…l grab a hold of your arm and subsequently attempt to drown your sorry behind in some dingy backcountry river. And where was this glorious sport created? In none other than the fine state we are all about to venture on to, OKLAHOMA. Thank you Oklahoma, thank you for giving me the closest thing to my very own personal Jonah experience.
Now, you may be wondering, “what on earth is there to do that is more appealing than destroying enough brain cells so that I can forget I am in this ravaged, barren portion of our great nation?” Well, I have found the answer my friends. The gold medal, the pot of gold on the other side of the rainbow, the booty, the holy grail of all time fillers.
NOODLING
What is noodling you may ask? Well, it is the ingenious sport of fishing for catfish…WITH YOUR HAND. Yes, you put your bare hand under water in catfish infested waters and wiggle your fingers until you get a bite…literally. Wait, but don’t catfish get pretty big? Yes they do, up to 200 POUNDS BIG. Wait, but that seems kind of dangerous then, can I get hurt? In a word, yes. Yes you can.
How many of you have seen deadliest catch? Yes, the television show where crazy old jaded men go out for months into the ocean to search for sea life for the consumption of humans. And yes, we have all heard the stories of how it is such a dangerous and manly job. So why will noodling put hair on your chest (even if you are a girl)? Because noodling kills more people than commercial fishing a year. The catfish will grab a hold of your arm and subsequently attempt to drown your sorry behind in some dingy backcountry river. And where was this glorious sport created? In none other than the fine state we are all about to venture on to, OKLAHOMA. Thank you Oklahoma, thank you for giving me the closest thing to my very own personal Jonah experience.
Also, apparently you aren’t really noodling unless those suckers draw blood. AKA, if you dont nearly drown, you are still playing t-ball. It’s time to join the big leagues people. My life now seems so mild heretofore. I have found my calling. That empty space that was once taking up residence in my soul is slowly dissipating with every moment that brings me closer to Oklahoma. So put in another dip and grab the nearest bottle of illegally distilled billion proof alcohol and lets go catch us some fish.
Note: generalities made are in the name of humor. Please don’t take it seriously. My grandfather is from Oklahoma afterall…l grab a hold of your arm and subsequently attempt to drown your sorry behind in some dingy backcountry river. And where was this glorious sport created? In none other than the fine state we are all about to venture on to, OKLAHOMA. Thank you Oklahoma, thank you for giving me the closest thing to my very own personal Jonah experience.
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